Unfaithful

"Oh baby you....you've got what I need........" (in my very heavy Biz Markie Voice)

So I am a low down dirty dog of the worst sort. I have been unfaithful and theres no way in heck that I have even been trying to hide it. I know I should be ashamed but...sadly I am not.

I have been cheating on my laptop, thats right Dell.....you are no longer #1 in my life.

Recently I have had a new man come into my life that has literally swept me off my digital feet.

I....I never knew I would fall so hard but....he does what you didnt my laptop lover.

his name??? ok, ok, Ill tell you all. His name is...Kindle. Just the sweet sound of his name brings digital chills to my very bones. How he speaks the language of love to my heart. He shows me things I could have only dreamed of.

LOL ok so I know I have been M.I.A for the last few weeks, but I have an excuse. I DIDNT SAY IT WAS A GOOD ONE! I just have one.

Recently I made the decision to order the one thing I had been foaming at the mouth to get...literally foaming at the mouth. ( yea its not a cute look for me)

My beloved kindle was but a click away via http://www.amazon.com/ .

So I ordered the one thing Ive been dying to have.

You would not believe the elation I felt when I received a text from my mother that the Kindle had arrived. I sped (literally break laws of motion) to get my coveted prize.

Had I known then, what I know now, perhaps I would have thought twice at purchasing this digital wonder.

But it was too late, I enter a world, I am scarily feeling that I may never return from.

I have actually read 5 whole books in the last 4 days....scary but very true. My kindle had opened a world ( that was actually already accessable to me) that I never recognized before.

It has been a addiction I now find hard to break....

do you think it will be the new craze/......the new drug of choice??

instead of people running around ashy and white mouthed screaming "I WANT CRACK!" they will shout, neck scratching and all "I WANT KINDLE!!"....

or perhaps it will just be me

do you all think there is kindle rehab?